WHO THE HELL IS 123KLAN?

If you never heard about us before, there are only 3 options:

- You are Tom Cruise

- You still believe in marketing

- You come from another galaxy.

Just in case you want to know a bit more about us, these are all the good reasons to work with us.

We are stupid like Ghandi, funny like Public Enemy, handsome like Stephen Hawking, clever like David Hasselhof, Hot like Jackie Stallone,

dead like yoda, cooler than LL COOL J, smart like Sarah Palin, selfish like the Dalai Lama, lying like a marketing manager, skilled like Snooki,

dangerous like E.T. and least not last free like Arnold Shwarzenegger.

IN-HOUSE ABILITIES:

We don't do marketing, we are free like the soup dragons, we don't care about your needs, we lie all the time, we are lazy, stubborn,

super confident, arrogant but unfortunately super talented, we'll tell you bullshit to make you feel confident, we'll maybe work for you

if you have enough money but drunk, we don't care about the opportunities you will give us to work for you even if you own a big brand

because you need our skills to look young and fresh.

So if we decide to work for you, you are the lucky bastard.

QUOTE:

Don't live your dream, dream your life!

And yes, we still do write our names on your properties.

Photo credits: The Half Crown / 123Klan